Wish You Were Here, from Albert Carmichael

 

Here we are with another entry in the "Gee, I Wish I Had a Girl" series by Albert Carmichael, also known as Taylor Pratt series #568. 

I'll just head off our beloved and irascible Carmichael art critic by saying, yeah, feets don't turn that way. Except when there's a sickening *CRACK* involved. Hey, maybe this guy is so forlorn he decided to break his own ankle to dull the emotional pain.